Quotes about “"Theory of a dead man"”
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i'm not holding it against australia. i mean every country has its jet right like we got nickelback canada's got a lot brian adams nickelback theory of a dead man aka like worse nickelback. i know you're like that's not possible. they're literally exactly the same but worse we're not getting zero wins. i'll tell you that that's that's on the house three doors down definitely we're gonna lose this one they're better than me in every way
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guns n' roses, guns n' roses is hard because they actually have like a couple decent songs. where i'm thinking more along like the lines of theory of a dead man. did you guys get theory of a dead man in the united states? we did. like finger eleven type stuff. they don't want me to say it but i'm gonna say it. peterborough's finest, three days grace. there's a lot of canadian divorce dad rock for sure. matchbox 20 after a couple of whiskeys. three days grace is goated. come on man.
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trying to think of who the other ones even are. because some of them only really took off in canada, right? like nickelback is worldwide. but theory of a dead man is like, i'm pretty sure they went like diamond in alberta, but then like the rest of the world doesn't really hurt them too much. she filled my bed with gasoline. i guess we should have noticed. wow, i loved theory of a dead man.
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they were in indigo prophecy, you're not wrong. minnesota loves theory of a dead man. rare minnesota l. they birthed bob dylan but also f*** with theory of a dead man. well, you know, you take the good with the bad, i suppose. it's f***ed up that bob dylan's from minnesota.
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what's your mirage? someone's got to know these damn smokes three days grace or a theory of a dead man gun to your head i couldn't tell you anything about either of them. so my bed and gasoline i guess i should have noticed you know what i'm talking about. no, that's crazy no, no, she was off the pen man. don't do that. someone was kicked from the server. oh
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dude, if i'm old, i'd rather you just call me old than seasoned. like that's... you put seasoned in quotation marks, it makes it sound like he did something. like that's a euphemism for like, you know? i don't know, something terrible. theory of a dad man. great, great name. thank you for the gifted subs. do people in the us know theory of a dead man? or is that just the canadian reference?
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they do, okay. or as we call them in canada, nickelback 2. lul. i only... i thought theory of a dead man had one good song. again, as far as i have bad takes from my 9th grade existence. it is not santa monica, by the way. which is the one that you hear all the time. i'm trying to remember, because you really couldn't escape santa monica.
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plus, i mean, i just don't like theory of a dead man. i always get theory of a dead man and default confused. which is really damning because i owned default's first album. and i remember i bought it. this is like, you know, my perfect sunday when i was like 13 years old. i had tennis lessons in the morning. and then my parents picked me up and drove me to the mall.
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hate me tomorrow but i don't think that's that's blue october or something. it's two different bands. they sang gasoline. i only know gasoline by theory of a dead man. she soaked my bed in gasoline and then an all time understatement of the century. i guess i should have noticed. they sing helter skelter. excuse me, that's paul mccartney.
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nickelback is actually the best canadian version of that band. there are two worse versions of nickelback. one of them is called theory of a dead man, which is literally just nickelback went through like the cloning machine, but something went wrong. what is happening here? stop it! okay, we're gonna lose this one as well. librarians, stop paying attention. you're screwing me up here. no, the other one is not broken social scene, okay?
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broken social scene is not they have nothing to do with nickelback in the slightest. the other one is called the default i mean, this is it's probably too much at this point, but it's where we're at. you're right. this makes more sense i love defaults really they have one album i don't think the fault is as bad as theory of a dead man, but default is pretty bad but it also formed one of the formative memories from like my adolescent life. oh
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theory of a dead man is like i'm pretty sure they went like diamond in alberta, but then like the rest of the world doesn't really hurt of them too much. fill my bed with gasoline. i guess we should have noticed. wow, i loved theory of a dead man. they were in indigo prophecy, you're not wrong. minnesota loves theory of a dead man, rare minnesota l. they birthed bob dylan, but also
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fuck with theory of a dead man. well, you know, you take the good with the bad, i suppose. it's fucked up that bob dylan's from minnesota. he should definitely have been born in like a new york basement or something like that or alternatively like in the dirt of mississippi or something. who's the most famous musician from vancouver? you ever hear of taylor swift? you ever hear of michael jackson? oh, fuck that. don't hit me on six, dude!
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like, not this office, but i worked, believe it or not, at a place with an office. and at the office, we always listen to the radio. and it was a rock and roll station. not now, the impersonator, as far as i know, is still alive, but the video's probably old, because i think michael came out in like april or something like that. but, um... and then it was a rock radio station, but they were like, we have to cut into the song. we were probably playing like some shitty theory of a dead man song or something like that. but they cut in to be like, we got breaking news.
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i was gonna say by queen by train. yeah, she smokes my bows, she does type bow, reminds me that there's room to grow, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. please, please, sakurai, let me in. bad girlfriend by theory of a dead man. yo! okay, how does that one go again? i forgot. blue october. dude, i was just slightly too old for it, but i know what you're talking about.
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hate me today, hate me tomorrow yeah, the hunt for red october, now we're talking she's a bad... see, the only theory of a dead man song i actually remember is i remember the day when you left for santa monica water. crashed as dummies. a little bit too early, unfortunately
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