Quotes about “"The boys"”
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you're firing. you're smoking and the boys are who is this person? it's jack! it's jack the fetus. you ever heard of him? aw fuck. he's gonna chainsaw your ass, that's better. oh! oh ho ho, that chainsaw wins! this is the fastest pulse start i've ever seen! yeah. ooh! ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! wha this is long dude, i can't tell where the rocket launcher ends and the head begins.
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are there boys in you? thank you. the boys end me is what i meant, but sure, sure. sure enough. whatever. alright, well i'm gonna bounce. enjoy the boys inside you, nick. i always do. later. later. see you guys. the addiction pill makes you take a full heart of damage until you leave the room. edmund, if you're watching, make the alaskan cream pie an item.
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they drain out the sludge and put it in a bottle. might be a little sludge on the bottle. sending out an answer. oh yeah, here we go. what did you, in our email conversation, you quoted, oh, the boys of summer today. i was like, yeah, that's pretty good. long overdue reference to either don henley or the ataris or possibly both i suppose. i knew if anybody was gonna get it, it'd be you.
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take a look at themselves in the mirror. you know, kids are, you know, it's a silly thing to say sometimes, but, you know, boys will be boys kind of thing. sometimes you just have to let it work itself out. there's an up and a down to the boys will be boys, because that gets used in a lot of really bad ways too. but i think in this case, maybe it's not that bad. the specific problem here was that their professor had a brain injury patient whose go to joke at the deli counter was, can i get a pound of horse cock?
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i've been listening to the classic rock all my life. or like classic rock radio. how about, here they come. the boys in the bright white sports car. waving their arms in the air. yeah! who do they think they are? and then the part that goes, nah nah nah nah. nah nah nah nah nah. so good man. it's so good. i knew you were gonna water us. oh yes!
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oh god the sun's gravity is too strong! you'll never hit this. oh god, rob might hit this. the gravity is too strong! oh what the f*** are you playing? i'm gonna die off screen. please no! oh get away ryan, my planet. my planet brings all the boys to the yard.
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that dragons are the most eliminations. challenge! after we get our ship pushed in here, which is guaranteed, we're re queuing, because these guys are too good for us. yeah, they really are. is it bear with his high number? bear taffy has like the, he's bringing all the boys to the yard. i don't know what happened to us, but this is horrible. alright, i'm just going junkrat now. like a real man does. oh, i already did, man. i already did this. she knocked me off again! fucking hell.
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honestly, that's your meat now. it's not all it's cracked up to be i don't think it's cracked up to be a lot for me it's just like it seems like you know, i think it's cracked up go out with the boys you know grab some beers sit out on the water. i really think that that's how a lot of people die. oh
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what about the one where the man, well he's not a man because they're all for young adults, but where the boys switched bodies with a b? i've definitely read it. i think there were four of those. i remember being a kid and maybe this is why like my time scale for how long it takes to do shit. oh welcome to horror land. horror land, yes. maybe this is why my time scale for how long it should take to do stuff is fucked up. for a time there was literally a goosebumps book coming out like every two weeks.
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the boys are co2. the boys are co2. they can just say anything and just say co2. the boys are co2. it's a... oh, co2. the boys are packing brown, the boys are packing brown. they're packing brown? packing brown? ups. it's a ups anthem, man. what did you think?
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