Quotes about “"That's problematic"”
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because i'm like, when you're like 20, you're like, okay, like this is the time in your life to do it. but if you're like an established adult, it's funny content, don't get me wrong, but if you're doing it as a genuine like science experiment, that's problematic. he lost weight and said he felt great? of course, like you lose weight. like i'm not saying hot dogs are good for you, but a foot long hot dog is like 380 calories or something, but it feels like you swallowed a bottle of glue.
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2655.20
no, you can't be homophobic towards your gay friends. that's like insanely problematic. but you can definitely be homophobic towards your straight friends. not with your straight friends! that's problematic! but if your friend is straight, i think you can make fun of him for being gay. as long as you're not actually homophobic. if you're actually homophobic, you're not allowed. prezzo, can i get a pass on this one please? i need a representative.
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people are always like, oh you don't structure your whole life for the bees? that's problematic. okay, how about the ants? oh ants are a pest? no, i'm talking about your mom's sister. when was the last time you talked to her? she's a member of your family. she might need your help too. she can advocate for herself. the bees don't advocate for themselves. what do you think their stinger is there for bro? they went to the teddy roosevelt school of foreign policy. hang on a second here. david?
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that's a little weird, but we weren't like that's problematic. nowadays i think you'd be like what the fuck are you doing? like you're bringing a 23 year old dude to prom? like this is the first time 80% of the people in the room have touched alcohol and this dude's already been to rehab. like it's there's just like a life experience mismatch man. you gotta remember it was like almost 20 years ago at this point.
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and he said like, who cares? they're all ass anyway. i was like, okay, really, scott, why don't you make another movie that's like, you say is an alien, but obviously is alien, you hack. and then i watched the last duel and i was like, oh shit, this old fart's actually kind of cooking. i kind of, i love old guys who are haters. i think, i don't think society's gone soft. like i think that's problematic reasoning or discourse. but i do think
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little known fact about me i could beat you in mario kart. no, no, no millennials have aged into the the prime demographic man it is psychic damage being gay makes this shit so easy i'm always saying that but when i say it people are like nl you can't say that you can't say that it's so easy to be gay these days. they're like that's problematic but then when you say it
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yeah, i think i said the same thing. i said like, wow, this room really needed a feminine touch. stereotypes are real. i wouldn't say stereotypes are real because that's problematic. i would say some stereotypes are informed by reality. i do think that on average women tend to have a better eye for interior design than men.
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i want to open a store that only sells mondays and call it buy mondays by the case. that's clever. that's clever. i like my sex like i like my burger smashed. that's problematic, man. wait, is it? what?
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okay, crazy stupid love. at least burn a brick or something man. la la land. okay. we should go with gosling for sure. haven't seen barbie, i thought it might be a romance. maybe that's problematic. why not win? i forgot the notebook existed. titanic. you at least gotta use the bricks. he had a hard win condition. you know you choose the win condition for yourself, right? it should be random. on ironic, actual skill difference.
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when it crosses over, that's the sound the letters make in the english language, man. because your fucking horny asses are all saying samsung, which is not the name of the company. the name of the company in korea is samsung. but if i say samsung, everybody goes, oh, this guy's a fucking idiot. he doesn't know how it's pronounced. but when it comes to food, it's like if you say pho instead of pho, they're like, oh my god, that's problematic. you don't have a consistent fucking position, is what i'm trying to tell you.
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