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i was too excited about getting back this battery that i think i just missed out on the devil room. so i'm sorry. oh, there's a noodle man right here! he's right here! is he noodling? he's noodling all around. so is he like, grabbing... uh... catfish? with his bare hands? mmm, no. that's what noodling is. every fucking run! now i can do the hush and mega satan all in the same run on this seed. what's a hush? is that that weird thing that you fought? it's a type of puppy. i saw him fight the weird blue.
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and at the end, the only way you get free is you get chopped. you need to be able to pound the kitchen! you rig up that guillotine to a don't wake daddy game and everybody takes time hitting the button once and if you get it wrong or if you're the unlucky so and so then your stroke gets cut off. or you have like a puppy neutering competition where you get all your puppies together at the same time and then you play a game and see what order they get neutered in. what?
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all the puppy owners have to get the balls cut off, right?
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nick i'm sorry that doesn't actually appear to be how this run looks on the eight months you know i'll take it in 30 months you seem to be a little mistaken panicky puppy. thank you as well well, you guys should hear this stop talking about wives with knives chat it's a sore subject for me because they haven't put any new episodes on video on demand in like three weeks i still can't believe that's a real thing. they only have episode two so silly for how does that work?
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maybe you have to i don't i don't fucking know what it would be after birth plus you just make like a like a massage mega hush. yeah if you type a hush hush baby as you see every room is hush hush puppy hush pupy tiny boss rush did oh
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alright, you can do this ryan. nick is actually pretty close to death and rob right next to each other rob is like he's like he's like nick's puppy dog. that's too much what roll backwards you son of a bitch? oh, that's that's looking to hit yeah token that's nothing. hey, man. it's better than the moon's maybe now it's not the time replace
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it's like this. i don't know what the word is. that's a guy in a pikachu. that's doraemon right there. oh, litter. okay, that makes sense. ah, okay. you should have drew it like a puppy. yeah, you throw it over his shoulder. you should throw it down on the ground. no way, that's not my litter, dude. i thought he was tossing it back to himself for a second. he's littering. tossed it back through time. littering with pride.
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sometimes i feel guilty though because you're like, oh look at that dog and then it goes like, woof woof woof woof woof and you're like, aw, well that's, i've just made its life a lot worse. there's this really sweet looking golden retriever in somebody's truck next to my car where i parked and i'm just like, aw hi puppy! and he seemed so happy. yeah, dude i think that's totally socially acceptable. i felt really guilty though, like somebody was watching me do it and was like judging me silently. oh, this guy's talking to dogs! yeah.
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we could golf for 40 minutes. is that okay with you nick? yeah, of course. i wish you don't believe you me. i wish that freaking who's your daddy worked is the new golf matches yet? no? well, you played since have you played since you could be a puck you can be a puck oh, she did josh. you're about to experience a new world a whole new world perhaps yes, thank you swarm puppy for the two months in a row. i like your name, too. hey, i
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i guarantee rob could stomp a hundred puppies and you know how quickly you can stop a fucking puppy in the head? if anyone would know ryan would be the one out of us way more than you give it any credit for plus you have to think like, you know, this sounds weird to say but like kids are really smart relative. no, they're not
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okay. that's with an adorable puppy. oh yeah, that'll do it. because everyone loves you and you're like the best person at the airport and they treat you special too. like they bring you to the front of the security line and they're like, okay buddy, we got to bring the dog through. here we go. this is what happens. you get to go through the gate now and it's like an amusement park ride. and then we get on the plane and everyone's happy because there's a little puppy and they all get to see him and he's so nice and
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