Quotes about “"Prison for life"”
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322.10
and then it just had to be, i'm so sorry. it's not a perma. it's like when you get put in prison for life. they usually let you out. like if you just say you're sorry, right? i'll let you out. i'm not saying get in the, i'm saying it's your choice. honestly, even if the on ban request says something like, maybe we both got a little too heated, i would accept that. i would accept that.
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1633.36
typing, or you only get to type like once per emote only or like an allotment of letters per hour or something like that. that would be such a better punishment than like, because right now all i've got is like don't do that or like you can't chat for 600 seconds which is like they may never come back or you can't chat ever again. like that's basically like you can get a warning or thrown in prison for life. you should be able to have like more creative punishment man.
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like to eat this you should be in federal prison for life. this looks worse but nobody's pretending that this is hecking big yummers. people are going... after i said it i got mad at the way that i said it and i had to laugh at myself but like this is offensive to me on like a human level but sure 91% whatever look at my culture man.
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cuz he accidentally got shot in the chest by a gun while he was cleaning it and then they like did some investigation and now she's in prison for life, but like she got away with it for like 20 years yeah, i mean at that point like after like year five you gotta think you're good right forever i don't know. i feel like there would be like crushing like anxiety everyday. yeah, probably the most we've ever been happy again
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4770.20
all right, hey princess, princess, what did this scumbag do? he's got one gram of oregano in his pocket, send him to prison for life. good dog, good dog. i can't really like spin around but can i tell you something insane? i was trying to think of how to phrase this. i'm not at all scared of dogs. there's some animals i could be scared of. like if i saw like a wolf
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8426.80
i saw online that he has like a legion of female admirers chris watts, thank you. like he murdered his two young kids plus his wife went to prison for life i'm assuming and he has a legion of like female admirers. like are you stupid? he killed his wife bro. and you're like
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why are you in prison? i'm not even joking. i had an impure thought and they threw me in prison for life. i thought she was going to say, that sounds too good to be true. i'm in.
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4992.080
are we tensha so we pinky don't look question the whole hour not like my other son remember that guy remember our other son your brother. yeah, remember remember the guy the guy that we sequestered in the eastern prison for life pisa to see you how do we see my shit? hello, i don't watch info and i'll be to shoot its own trash on this yeah, i
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6818.16
and then they looked up the definition of like bestiality and stuff to try to oh no! wait, was he trying to get into canada or the us? canada. i'd like to apologize to that guy on behalf of oh absolutely, everyone was like what the fuck man? he was just gonna visit people. but all those people who get on border security because they accidentally brought some salami on the airplane, they should go to prison for life honestly.
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166.52
your honor, when i said, listen, your honor, when i said send it, who cares if you die, only the fire department's gonna get ptsd. you have to understand that a lot of what we do is like draped in sarcasm on this website. it's not like a real conversation. a prison for life, all right, prison for life, okay. 2016, 2.1 billion views. i have no idea. i was waiting for the kick in like to the next level.
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301.64
i'm not gonna say the line, i'm not saying the line. i'm not gonna say that agent monday was consuming a cannabis brownie and that's why the officer is requesting backup to throw him in prison for life. i'm not suggesting that, i'm not gonna say it, okay?
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