Quotes about “"Penis on"”
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what about ask them about the dick swapping button? all right, we got a little ridiculous. nice particle. that's very pretty. we got a little ridiculous on monday's show. okay, what if you had a button when you pressed it? it swapped your penis with a random person's penis on planet earth. the benefit is
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to eat what, a bull penis? a beef sizzle. not just a penis, but specifically that. i would eat part of a bull penis on street game if the opportunity conveniently presented itself. keep in mind they smell awful.
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both get back to the same time. that was fun. equal pissing. yeah. they must have drank the same amount of fluid. you know what that means is me and rob have the exact same size dick. that's true actually. that means you have the same distance to your bathroom. we were actually talking about the color of your penis on my shrink today, peter. really? the color of mine specifically? yours specifically, yeah. why? why are you always talking about that?
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something that absolutely doesn't make you think of a penis on some level. bors seeman or david tennant? is that a sarcastic question? i think that's the, i think the implication in the david tennant answer is that it's sarcasm, yes. i mean, it doesn't make me think of a penis, so i voted for it. who has david tennant? he's the fourth doctor who. he was also, did you watch jessica jones at all?
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you know that came from an era where i like really wanted to be taken seriously in the games industry. you should go back to that, it's cool. nah, as of like six months after that moment i was like maybe i should just like crack jokes and talk about the head of my penis on twitch. talk about the shaft too. it's been a career move that mostly has worked out like relatively well. oh my god it's finally over. you've done it.
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he's, i don't know, whatever he wants probably. destroying her butt. whatever she wants. well, that's probably true, right? that's what you implied. did you know that dr. oz doesn't vaccinate his kids? that, he's not a real doctor. did you know that? no, he's extremely a real doctor. he's not a real doctor. he graduated from harvard medical school. he graduated from, like, yeah, so did my penis if i write my penis on his diploma. no, it's not how that works. yeah, it's how it works. you can put a little graduation cap on it and everything.
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and then i saw, like that, i'm with you so far, okay? but then i saw like a bunch of gifs that are like me when i clicked on the trending topic, the one piece is real and oh my god, the things that i saw. and i'm like, you didn't actually do, you didn't actually go, oh, my heart, you know? come on, it's, you haven't seen like a huge cartoon penis on the internet before and yet you watch anime? like i don't, i simply don't believe it.
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let me put it this way, apollo was watching like a jerma clip in his try not to laugh videos or something and he was like, every single jerma clip is the most insane thing i've ever seen in my life. and it was literally just him being a normal guy. like it's the one where there's like a, the sun is making the shape of a penis on his wall. i took a lot of pictures at the chess boxing event, which was an unbelievable event. that was a ton of fun. i've never done something like that, but there's a dick on the
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and when the sun coming in through his curtains made a penis on the wall behind him. what? why? what the fuck? hold on a second.
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if i'm assuming it's not like hey come to my movie club and discuss barbie and then you're like whoa whoa spoiler you know like if you're not actively seeking out spoilers i feel like the spoiler window is like five years if a movie is bad i think the spoiler window is like the second the film comes out any plans to accidentally show your penis on stream well listen i don't think you can have a plan to accidentally do something genius
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