Quotes about “"Pansexual"”
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in tyrant united states... plastic in egg is illegal - Bits and Banter [02/29/2024]
- 5273.40 especially if it's like a dangerous job, but but if it's not dangerous brother you're in okay, pansexual jar jar at hogwarts be like me so no wannabe in the uk but if you say insist that me so no jedi but really a wizard fine meesa interested in the magical creatures me so read about them but after a while the pages stuck together also me so was hoping me so one could be thicker. i'll level with you it's not your finest work in my opinion Search ↗
lisan al gaijin - Bits and Banter [06/12/2024]
- 1811.90 deadpool is pansexual. he's actually made of ink and paper, like no disrespect. good for him! i'm not saying he can't be. i'm just saying ryan reynolds, it's easy to get confused because they're almost the same person, but ryan reynolds is not deadpool. he's made of flesh and bone. this is like nintendo labo. toy con... i'm gonna say this is toy con 03 vehicle kit. this is yoshi's holy world. Search ↗
the original mog - Bits and Banter [04⧸23⧸2025]
- 3588.740 but i don't know, i think morpheus has bisexual energy and i'm not just making a joke. he obviously had a relationship with a woman on zion. in zion? it's not really a planet, it's like an underground city. between zion? in? i don't know, i gotta think about it. at? that doesn't sound right, that sounds like an indie band. but i don't know, doesn't he have, i should say he has pansexual energy. Search ↗
could be better - Bits and Banter [08⧸25⧸2025]
- 453.780 british garage bands be like, music for carports. is crazy how red means stop for us but go for bulls. what should we call the thing you wear when it's cold as shit? how about a sweater? great job, numb nuts. how bad was 1910's england that shackleton became one of the only guys to commit suicide via antarctica? pansexual tower of london that keeps you chained up in bionicles? just a bit of a thinker to be honest. Search ↗
mahomes and watson - Bits and Banter [08⧸27⧸2025]
- 3436.400 don't they show off the torture equipment? nah man, they have like, um, they have one rack and manacles and that's it. pansexual tower of london that keeps you chained up in bionicles, you know what i'm talking about? trip was worth it just for that though. and when i saw the rack, you already know what i thought. damn! no, i, you know what i actually thought though is what everyone thinks at past a certain age, which is, uh, i bet that shit felt good as fuck for like a minute. Search ↗
emergency hat - Bits and Banter [04⧸19⧸2026]
- 423.180 oh, from hawaii? it's gotta be a lei. hawaiian keats? that's like 350, man! it's not even emblematic of the nation of hawaii. that's nothing. that's the kind of souvenir, thank you for saying it, that's the kind of souvenir you get at the airport. i mean, that's the souvenir you get when you forgot to get a souvenir. did you make chat non binary? they're non binary and they're pansexual. and if you have a problem with that, grow up. it's 2015. Search ↗
fiftyshadesofawkward - Bits and Banter [04⧸27⧸2026]
- 2651.800 how do i change every is there like a, uh, make everybody pansexual button? or do i have to edit every single me individually? average age 40, lol. i mean, i know you're putting like homer simpson on the island and saying he's like 12 years old, bro. don't talk i literally added daniel plainview, bro was born in like 1806. brings up the average a little bit. i can't believe i gotta for every single me, i gotta go in here. Search ↗
- 2684.200 this is literally true for austin powers though. canonically in the movie, they say sex and he goes, yes please. yo, it's 11 a.m wake your sleepy ass up. all right you can go back to bed. i've made you pansexual. add more women? bro that's a much longer solution. that shit is gonna take like 3,000 hours of longing man. Search ↗
- 2722.680 i'm hitting you with the beam, the cia developed beam that makes you pansexual. the us military when they find out the pansexual beam actually works against them because it makes the soldiers fight harder. no! wait, wait, wait, wait. careful. oh wait, she's falling in love with richie! but austin powers is in love with her! Search ↗
- 2794.800 you're right. i was nearly misled. connor mcdade is the only one for me. she is gonna have to get between connor and billsy though, dude, the fact that he and connor already living together. and then we're gonna make him pansexual. making fun of me for my old ass fucking island. i have bob dylan born in 1941. fuck you. i love paulie. paulie. Search ↗
- 2930.780 if someone's talking to your wife, you can place yourself near their conversation to make your me jealous. there are a bunch of straight guys with no women. they're literally all pansexual and i could have you banned from the website for that comment. i'm not gonna add hitler to the island, okay? because i know you're saying like, well it might mix it up, they might start to have some drama. you know what i'm worried about? what if they started to say fucking Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [June 7th, 2017]
And they say I don't know ball (Miscellaneous)
- 2509.80 deadpool is pansexual. he's actually made of ink and paper, like no disrespect. good for him! i'm not saying he can't be. i'm just saying ryan reynolds, it's easy to get confused because they're almost the same person, but ryan reynolds is not deadpool. he's made of flesh and bone. anyway, i gotta figure out how to get to fucking anthony hopkins because i don't know anybody else in this movie. so where am i gonna go here? i think it's easy. i think it's easy. i know it. Search ↗