Quotes about “"Off the pen"”
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how have you never seen it? i was like 17 when it came out. i was literally watching harold and maude and pretending to understand it. oh, it's a movie about how love connects kindred spirits regardless of their age. no bro, she was off the pen. maude was fucking crazy and she took advantage of harold. harold was just kind of bored. he didn't really know what to do with his life and maude was fucking insane. she's not quirky. she has a serious mental illness.
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nationality is an advertising point, yes. what the hell was this fucking churlish ass response to that? the hell are you talking about, man? the sulfuric tears, do we want those? it's on visions of gahanna? i didn't know that shit back then, so this is new. roll me? i'll take ghost pepper for sure. i don't even know what my luck stat is. you gotta have 10 to get maximum flames, but... pentie and the claw machine is crazy. i'm off the pen, don't tell her, bro. nice synergy with ghost pepper there.
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any other fashion advice? i'm going to nordstrom rack today. heavy plaid shirt. this is fucked up but yesterday my daughter went to her room and put on a plaid shirt and she was like, i'm a little cold which is insane because it was like 30 degrees celsius but she's you know she's off the pen sometimes. i looked at my four year old daughter and i said damn i gotta get a heavy plaid shirt for the fall.
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prison droppy insane a minecraft movie didn't win prison kory's already i would go i was sorry you're you're fucking you're fucking off the pen right now man okay so now now it's going to see that too so like what do you want to do about what do you want to do get a vehicle i marked
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and ate my wife when she was like in her office the bear was off the pen okay yeah yeah that that bear fucked up if we're out in the forest and we didn't put our food wrappers in like the trunk of our car or some shit like that then yeah i mean like i don't think the bear necessarily i shouldn't have eaten the person but like what kind of hypocrites would we be as a fucking species if we ate hamburgers while we were camping
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i don't think so. she's the dude who sucked off the president. excuse me? monocle emoji? you guys won't laugh at anything! they got you by the fucking balls, man! i chuckled at it, i chuckled at it. you're making like a hundred references in a row. i can't keep up with you. i'm off the pen right now, man. like there's like one random connection. i'm trying, i'm just interlating you and you just irritated me with the dnr, man! if monocle emoji was the nation's connection. i'm giving you a shock to the system.
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you know what was interesting is you might think that there was something so special about that place. pentie and the claw machine is crazy. i'm off the pen don't tell her bro. nice synergy with the ghost pepper there. yay! that's pretty good. how about this one? in and around the lake, so true. mountains come out of the sky and they stand there.
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that had like music and like dancing and singing and stuff. oh, but look at how motivated i am. what? look at this man. oh, dude, we're in the fucking zone, man. that one was off the t and everything. off the pen. isn't he off the play? isn't he going to freeze himself? oh, received benediction. yes, sir. yes, sir. timer check me.
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what's wrong with dropout? college dropout? haven't you heard the stuff this clown's been saying for the past few years, man? haven't you heard the ignorant stuff coming out of this guy's mouth? unk said keep it 300 like the romans. he doesn't even know that 300 is about sparta, which was a city state in ancient greece. like the dude has no, he's off the pen right now. he doesn't know what he's talking about.
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that must have been a ping from where we were. i didn't realize that was me. i didn't consciously ping that. oh, shit. okay. risen droppy. risen droppy. insane. a minecraft movie didn't win. kory's already. you're fucking off the pen right now, man. okay, so now i'm going to see that too. so what do you want to do? what do you want to do? i marked it.
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