Quotes about “"My penis"”
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definitely don't want to see that you'd rather see my penis than justin timberlake's penis probably i think i'd rather see well i guess i have the bias because i see mine all the time yeah, that's why i got to pick justin timberlake. yeah, exactly cuz i'm seniors. yeah, right every morning i go in discord and i'm like dude he hates me. he's not even showing me his dick. that's the dude what do you think the dick check in channel is for? oh
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look at jams of chopstick up there can you hold my piss when you shit? it's a little plastic clip that says a snack for later and i just clamp it on it. dude, uh, warren, uh, the year 5 to 191 when we have no natural resources left i'm gonna put seven chickpeas in my penis this time to shoot at them. is that what they are substituting guns with? is they're putting hot objects in their urethra and then shooting them out?
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you know, i owe you one. you know when you're doing it, whether you're, you brought your a game that day, it's like per rapper the rapper, you know? some days you're like right on top of the beat and then some days he's like, i slammed my penis into a car door. i slammed my penis into the car door. i painted, slammed into that slam slam.
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in any context. three pictures. what? three totally. i played that. like, i'm giving you a bonus just so i can remember two. i have more than three pictures of you. right? i think i've taken more pictures of my penis than i have of my own face. robert. i'm just being honest. i'm just being honest about it.
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the pictures aren't very flattering. yeah, they aren't. i agree. the penis isn't very flattering. that's true. why do you need so many? do you just keep them and look at them and be like, wow, look at my beautiful penis? i don't understand. you caught me. that's just my favorite thing to do. to be totally clear, i never take a picture of my penis of my own volition. it's just like a... what?
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you get stuck in the elevator after work, how do you escape? mince up my penis then probably buffoon into the moon. vava voom my bang pew voosh and makes escape. okay. i'm not over va va voom yet. dang it. so funny man. dang it, use my strap. someone has been urinating in the supply closet and you know who it is, what do you do? pretend i have the supply closet?
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as dehydrated as i've ever been, i've never experienced, you know, a chapped glance. i feel like that would, i would never be out of gatorade ever again. i gotta rub some sour skittles on my, on the head of my penis and test that theory. hey, holding this cock, thanks for the gifted subscriptions, thank you. all i can say, i promise you, this is, the prophecy has come true. this is the inversion of last week.
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it was like you were in a semen retention phase. the worst i've ever seen is like... what was that? i think that semen was too long in focus. yeah, they ramble at the start just in case you are like fucking up, right? we were trying to have a very serious conversation and you guys were really talking over us. i didn't say... ben? oh yeah, i had this truck broke when i was a kid and it went to my penis. oh, when you were a kid! really? yeah, or it's because i have mine out then. because i thought it might be like last year.
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this guy's got funny underwear on. how am i supposed to compete with that in the 8th grade? i'm just out here wearing like, jordache briefs or something like that. but as an adult, i don't like wearing boxers. i'm with you, prezzo. you feel it move around too much. i don't know if it's a cut uncut difference, but as a cut tylenol enjoyer, it just... i don't like the sensation of the silk boxers rubbing against the unprotected head of my penis all day. like, it's just...
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here we go here. no, no, you're not phantom is this what you meant when you said phantom? falls go through enemies and deal extra damage until they hit the back of the field the phantom tax whatever i'm taking it. i don't shy away from talking about this stuff because this stuff is not gross why is it that people can be like, oh i bumped my elbow and it really hurts but if someone says like i bumped the head of my penis
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i slam the head of my penis in my car door everyone all of a sudden goes, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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it's an insNLy funny review. and also, can i say, very funny thing to be sad about? i'm so old, you don't look so hot, are you feeling okay? no, i'm sad bro, i'm sad. what are you sad about? there's no big titted witches in my area that as soon as i meet them, i don't even like talk to them or whatever, they just grab and start yanking on my penis. i'm sad because that doesn't exist, melancholy boomer.
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see what i would have drawn is a 2015 ford focus se and then a cellular phone. oh, that's not it. oh, my penis.
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i keep hitting the spacebar to try to jump. it's 100% on me. i'm confused as to what these catapults are for. what catapults? oh, like that one obviously sends you to the one over there, right? like to the right. but what is the other? i guess it sends you back. maybe with wings over there. maybe. i'm not a completionist. boys, we got to get in the war. look at these guys, though. look at these guys, though. me if my penis was on my knee. okay. yeah.
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