Quotes about “"JOHN VOIP"”
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5726.64
okay, i got some little bit of fresh. what are we going to do? we sold everything. what's up? what are you laughing at? i'm laughing at somebody who said john voip. that's such a good euphemism for when like the discord call cuts out. oh, john voip just joined the call. it is. it is. i like that. hey, john voip, say hi to angelina jolie for me. they don't talk anymore, even though it's his daughter. it's kind of a sad story, actually. he seems like kind of a piece of shit, honestly, but i guess he's been in the deer hunter.
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nah nah nah. what the fuck? this is crazy. i just saved kory's life. i hear my microwave. john voip. i hear my microwave. this dude is getting irradiated right now. apparently it's not physically harmful, but in my college house...
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1558.36
it's good you can follow up the brian can't play hitman video can't play lethal company video. okay, john voip. oh, i thought you were talking about the slime you said no it's leaving and then jumped no
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yeah, oh he's alive dude. i thought he was dead in the pit. no no no what the fuck? this is crazy. i just saved kory's life. i hear my mic john voip i hear my microwave this dude is getting irradiated right now. i will apparently is not physically harmful, but in my college house i
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1527.58
thank you. my chance to get an i can't minus two. sip on this. i got another joke. okay. okay. literally. oh, i'm not a single plus two in my chat. i'm john voip. got that. you got the punch line. i got voip. john voip.
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4090.64
you can borrow one of mine. it's a good reason to start. no pointy hats though. that's a good answer. when i was a kid, we didn't have fears. we had steers. can i say that? i am from texas. we had steers and queers. i am from texas. he gave me the pass. dude, they're doing it in chat. that's great. it is a wizard jerk in it. my family is like john voip.
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1202.20
yeah, yeah, i had a maga glass. was it really $97 in one burrito bowl? well, i let chad pick what i wanted. john voip the dude? oh, no, john voip? so yeah, it was. well, i mean, i don't know. i just heard a lot of weird shit. well, it was everything sloppy in the burrito bowl and then it was six sides of chip pricks. you son of a bitches.
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2138.34
oh yeah, what's going on with apollo's internet? john voip. yeah, they're really quite soft. hey! what was he calling? everyone else died. for real? yeah. here we go. he's gonna say they got crushed. you're being tracked? here comes the new york times passive voice. oh man. holy shit! he is up there. god's jugz. god's jugz. god's jugz, man.
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i'm not a flashlight guy anymore. okay, we sold everything. what are you laughing at? i'm laughing. somebody said john voip. it's such a good euphemism for when the discord call cuts out. oh, john voip just joined the call. it is. hey, john voip, say hi to angelina jolie for me. they don't talk anymore, even though it's his daughter.
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okay! i think john voip got that. he got the punchline. i got voip'd. i got john voip'd. it was like, i got the penis! i heard him perfect. oh really? yeah. i got the penis! looking for yourself out there.
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5317.56
and you'll be sitting there going, and you're like, okay, that's the one. that's good. it's done. that's the one. bye bye. hold on. i'm going to get us one of these. yeah, john voip. when the voip gets garbled, you become john voip. yes, correct. wait, did you sell the fucking cups, dude? wow. it's messed up. how could you do that?
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nah, i think your ass would get torched in school. oh, it's the best possible. your mom gets fucked by like my champ. that's still a motherfucker with four arms and like tacos for hair. like that's not good. you were a little bit john voip there. i think i got it. i'll be honest. if i found out that your mom was getting fucked by a pokemon now, i'd make funny pretty good. yeah, obviously. i don't think you hate it.
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5609.00
nah, i think your ass would get torched in school. oh, it's the best possible. your mom gets fucked by like my champ. that's still a motherfucker with four arms and like tacos for hair. like that's not good. you were a little bit john voip there. i think i got this. i'll be honest, if i found out that your mom was getting fucked by a pokemon now, i'd make funny pretty good. yeah, obviously. i don't like it. i don't like it.
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alright. oh, wait, were you doing it while you were filming? arguably better than mine. i'm not gonna argue. stories win, dude! is that a true one though, jimmy? apparently, it hit me like you fucking slammed on the brakes on the highway. i didn't know what to do. my family is like john voip. everyone tries talking at the same time and no one can understand shit!
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