Quotes about “"I'm drunk right now"”
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left side is more evil. i'm drunk right now? were you guys fucking with me yesterday? i was in a vulnerable state. were you fucking with me yesterday when you said that my denzel had gotten better? because i know the frank underwood impression that we did was high fidelity, top of the line, kevin spacey, original netflix programming.
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tell me where the break is. sorry, that was probably true. the break there is no break! that's the thing, it's just it's one stick. it's like a train. all the way down means we're going fast forward, all the way back means we're going backwards. i'm drunk right now. were you guys fucking with me yesterday? i was in a vulnerable state. were you fucking with me yesterday when you said that my denzel had gotten better?
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never heard you say that word once are you drunk? yeah, corey drunk. i'm sorry. i'm drunk right now. so we're gonna pick the harder level this time, right? i hope so. the better. because the first trivia questions were like how many sides does a triangle have?
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whatever man. it's the longest stream in my fucking life. five hours? you're not supposed to shoot a beam and then show up? you wanna hear denzel? no, you've heard enough denzel, man. if you wanna hear denzel, you're gonna have to pull up some jamie foxx clips. he doesn't say, i'm drunk, chiblee. oh my god. first you pretended to listen to gaucho and didn't. then you're not even doing the right line from flight, man. i'm drunk right now. yeah, that's better. i was drunk. out, out, brief candle.
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the gay council approves your banter. thank you, i appreciate that. i'm gonna watch flight 2012 after the stream. flight! good movie! good movie. denzel kind of the goat for that one. i was drunk. i'm drunk right now. he's kind of the goat for that one. flight sucked. i mean the movie is not that good but it's like a seven but his performance is like a ten. nobody is glazing my denzel impression at all. fuck.
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what the fuck was this? overlord? is this overlord? no, okay. this is exactly how it felt playing manhunt with the neighborhood kids growing up. if it always breaded our dylan, you like that impression? it's not so bad. i'm drunk. come on, come on, come on. that one was actually pretty good. i'm drunk right now. that one was not so good. i think i got to keep it to two words.
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sounds a bit like your pacino. i was drunk. it does sound a little bit like it's like pacino with no cigarettes. i was drunk. i'm drunk right now. you come into my house you fuck my wife you watch my television. hey good impression. hooah! hooah! it's not hell anymore it's drunk. it's crazy that a drunkacino doesn't exist. you feel like a drunkacino would be the sort of thing that would have it like the heart attack grill. it's like a triple espresso with
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schnapps in it or something like that. it's not as good as your denzel. i'm drunk right now. i was drunk. i'm drunk right now. there's there's if i did that out of nowhere. i don't think it's good enough to be like, here's my denzel. but i think if i did it out of nowhere, someone would go holy shit, was that denzel? i couldn't get up on stage and go
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oh, corey, corey's gonna have seen training day. i'm gonna go, corey, have you seen training day? and he's gonna go, training day? yep. and i'm gonna go, i'm drunk, which is not from that movie. i was drunk. i'm drunk right now. and he's gonna go, is that, what is that? it's so bad. it's fucking good. it sounds so, if you had bone conducting headphones on so you could hear it the same way that i'm hearing it when i say it, you would be like, that's really good.
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hi josh. i thought you and malf were gonna call and i was like, hey i know those guys. guys, okay close it. don't look at your chat. don't look at your chat for 30 seconds. okay. who am i doing an impression of? let me let me hydrate real quick. i don't, i don't. just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. who's saying both? okay, don't look at your chat for 30 seconds. okay, ready? i was drunk. that's an impression? i'm supposed to know who that is? i'm drunk right now.
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i'm drunk right now. robinson. you're just saying words. i'm saying them the way that a famous guy says them. i'm drunk right now. how's josh? josh. it's pretty good. it's pretty good. who is it? who was it supposed to be? that's denzel, bro.
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he's not drunk. i'm drunk right now. that's that's so chad. this is the this is the control group. i was drunk. i was drunk. that's just i'm drunk right now. this is you lowing lowering your voice a little bit and saying, are you talking about what are you talking about in your head? i'm sure it sounds so much better. i was drunk.
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that was the hard carry. wait, i got a pirate one too. i was drunk. you're getting there. i was drunk. how can i be getting there? you said i was drunk. i was drunk. i'm drunk right now. i'm drunk right now. i'm drunk right now. who's that? fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. i'm gonna show up with a fucking killer denzel impression.
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i was drunk. i was drunk. i'm drunk right now. i'm drunk right now. i'm drunk right now. who's that? fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck.
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fuck, he got me. how about you watch one movie that doesn't have rosamund pike in it for once? i would rather die than perish, than perish. i'm gonna watch flight 2012 after the stream. flight, good movie! good movie. denzel kind of the goat for that one. i was drunk. i'm drunk right now. he's kind of the goat for that one. flight sucked. i mean the movie is not that good but like it's like a seven but his performance is like a ten.
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this is exactly how it felt playing manhunt with the neighborhood kids growing up. if it oh it's bradenhard! it's fucking bradenhard! dylan, you like that impression? this is not so bad. i'm drunk. come on! come on! come on! come on! there's something there! that one was actually pretty good. i'm drunk right now. that one was not so good. i think i gotta keep it to two words. it was okay. i gotta work on that off cam.
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sounds a bit like your pacino. i was drunk. it does sound a little bit like it's like pacino with no cigarettes. i was drunk. i'm drunk right now. you come into my house you fuck my wife you watch my television. hey good impression. hooah! hooah! it's not hell anymore it's drunk. it's crazy that a drunkacino doesn't exist. you feel like a drunkacino would be the sort of thing that would have it like the heart attack grill. it's like a triple espresso with
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and one of the pilots, yeah, one of the pilots could have had three bottles of tequila and a few grams of cocaine the night before the flight and then slept for four and a half hours after partying with the flight attendant. then all of a sudden they're like, oh, this is air traffic control. can you turn that bitch upside down? can you turn the kid, hey, do a flip. say it, say what? i was drunk. like that? i'm drunk right now. i said, god help me. i think it's kind of getting better.
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you want to hear denzel? no, you've heard enough denzel, man. if you want to hear denzel, you're going to have to pull up some jamie foxx clips. he doesn't say i'm drunk, chipley. oh my god. first you pretended to listen to gaucho and didn't. then you're not even doing the right line from flight, man. i'm drunk right now. yeah, that's better. i was drunk. out, out, brief candle. it's uncanny. it's horrible.
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this is crazy. i mean, chad, this one i feel comfortable reading out loud so you know the types of stuff that like i'm denying. this is during arc. someone said, you can't kill them in arc. just report them to immigration. they've spammed it like five times. and then the un banned request says, i was drunk. i'm drunk right now. i'll do my best not to do this insensitive behavior. no, bro. that's obviously, that's a deny. what are you talking about?
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and one of the pilots, yeah, one of the pilots could have had three bottles of tequila and a few grams of cocaine the night before the flight and then slept for four and a half hours after partying with the flight attendant. then all of a sudden they're like, oh, this is air traffic control. can you turn that bitch upside down? can you turn the kid, hey, do a flip. no, no thank you, man. say it. say what? i was drunk. like that? i'm drunk right now. i said, god help me.
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