Quotes about “"I was drunk"”
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2366.16
those words woke me up. i need to get myself together or i'll sink and you save me. so, uh, thanks. now this is a surprise, zack. can a human being really turn themselves around this quickly? come on, don't say that. i was drunk, you know. i lost my baby girl, my wife, then my father in law. i didn't know what to do. blaming it all on someone else was the only way i knew how to cope. what are you here for anyway?
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because i needed some electrical components. i was embarrassed with myself. i was drunk. you know what i'm talking about flight fans i said god help me. what do we got rubber pad metal parts metal parts. you can upgrade your gun not sure how much we really care about the durability bro. my ankles not cool, bro. not cool literally irl like a tank that he says i
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fuck how do you do it? how'd you guys do it you bounce off the edge? you're gonna bounce off the edge. i was drunk. oh, no he's just meowing probably scared by the rice beaker should i use in the middle i know only don't really hurts my eyes. oh
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2856.68
this game's awesome. i wish i was drunk playing this. hell yeah, brother. just chug a beer. yeah, you cracked open a cold one earlier. mmm, but chug coffee though.
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1061.16
yeah, that's fine. i was just gonna say you're entitled to have that sort of different line wherever you fall on in your relationship because it's only your relationship. as long as it was, you know, talked about and agreed upon in advance, no problem. but to just be like, lol, i was drunk. nah, dog. katy perry, i ain't about that. we're both two mega celebrities here. you should treat me with the level of respect that i treat you with.
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and i went to my friend's mom and was like, hey, you know, a bunch of us are feeling sick, could you give us a ride home? and then i had to negotiate while i was drunk with the door woman to get my own keys back to be driven home. and i was furious the whole time. i was like, i'm not driving! and she's like, you gotta promise me that you're not going to drive. and i'm like,
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1129.16
i'm... i don't know, it depends on the party. i might not leave right away, but i would leave, uh... i would wanna leave, let's put it that way. it's locked. you don't remember her age because you were drunk? well, yes i was drunk. but i did not drive. why were you getting drunk with 15 year olds? i wasn't getting drunk with 15 year olds! the 15 year old was sober, they were there handling the key situation! i feel like it's all been... it's all been laid out pretty clearly.
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oh you got that thing, it says a name for it. yeah dude, i it's in i cannot mitosis or something. i mute discord often whenever any of you are eating food. but i feel bad because i know someone that has that same thing and when i was in la i was in la by the way. i was having a hard time picking a four. i got ramen and you know you can't be eating ra i was drunk eating ramen there's no way i can't be slurping that shit up loud as hell bro. i felt so guilty.
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yeah, i think so. yeah. he's on, um, would i lie to you? just snakes running after you. this is how you do sen's fortress, man. you just get drunk on this cage and then go up to the top. drunk on the cage? i wish i was drunk on nicholas cage right now. in both ways of the word. both turns of the phrase. both term... terms? turns. turns? of the phrase.
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like they tingled themselves. i peed in an elevator, but what? i mean i started peeing because i was drunk and i was trying to get home and then i did make it in the bathroom, but i mean did you pee on the floor or in your pants? is it my pants? okay, that's actually that's better as much as i like. yeah, i'm i'm bizarrely proud of you like did it like leak?
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i was drunk. it still sounds, i'm so sorry, it still sounds good. it still sounds good. it isn't bad? yes, man, yes. i said, god help me. that doesn't really work. that one doesn't work. i was drunk. that one was really rough. i gotta work on it. holy cow, sorry by the way if you can hear my cat going crazy in the litter box. he is scooping up a storm.
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5067.020
yeah, i'm in private industry. i never got to work for the government after school, unfortunately. i had to strike out into the competitive domain of private industry. it's cool, man. no, i'm mad at you. i'm mad at you now. we say lieutenant here. yeah. any major dude? that's true. any major dude with half a heart would surely tell you, my friend. that's right. i didn't do anything? yeah, i know. i know. that's why i'm upset. i was drunk. it would be so good if it fucking...
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