Quotes about “"I have covid"”
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jerry when he has to respect his two week voluntary self quarantine after testing positive for the novel coronavirus in june 2020. get me out of here! there's only so much door to ask if a guy can order! jerry, i have covid. where you going, lady? oh, big mistake. okay, it does less of a mistake. die of this.
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i think i'd pull them out one by one. you guys, i've been paying for everything with cash lately. it's so much better than paying for things on your card. explain why. because you feel like a fucking boss, dude. 20 minutes ago. yeah, i have covid again. nobody's getting covid from cash, dude. that's like march 23rd, 2020. the shit's in our damn walls at this point. crazy.
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lay off the cz. i literally have brain fog because i've been infected by covid for the 32nd time. i'm not 100% sure i have covid because again, there's no point in even giving yourself the swab anymore because if it comes up negative, people are going to be like, i knew it. i knew i had it.
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i saw there was a great post on the vancouver subreddit that was like, i was wearing a mask at metro town, which is like a mall but also a very big bus and train station. and an old man said to me like, you know those masks don't work. and then all i said to him was, please step back. i have covid and he walked away. i never even thought of that as just being like the ultimate defense. somebody saying masks don't work. just be like, can you step back? i have the virus.
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twitter is debating whether hannibal lecter has riz and i just can't with this hell site today. me hearing the phrase hannibal lecter and getting so scared i almost pass out. i think i have covid. phase two kind of brings the heat huh? kind of noticing a passing similarity to another boss from a souls game. that's right people,
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jerry when he has to respect his two week voluntary self quarantine after testing positive for the novel coronavirus in june 2020. get me out of here! there's only so much door to ash a guy can order! jerry i have covid. hey did you see the the sports gambling video of carlos boozer? but his beard looks like it was
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good stuff, good stuff. yeah, i don't know if it's possible to like, once this is all over to get a test that's like, did you have it at some point? there was like last april, i had like one day where i felt kind of bad and had an enormous headache. and then i was like, i have covid. and then the next day i was fine.
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software engineer who still says my sweet summer child. twitter's debating whether emmett shear is a better ceo than sam altman and i just can't with this hell site today. me hearing emmett shear and having ptsd so bad i black out for a second. i have i have covid. sorry. the bits just keep getting more insular and insular. it's like a piece of paper has been folded seven times.
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you literally can't mention when i say the word wrong. i think i have covid again. my mental brain age is like, i mean, this is like covid seven or nine, so six or seven, i should say. so i think that my brain age is like 92 or something. doesn't it age you like a decade every time you get it? something like that. that would be cracked for five year olds. that's a good point, man.
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what's your problem again? upon dying... oh, you summon aoe when you die. that's right. why are you breathing so damn loud? normally i wouldn't respond to some churlish bait like that, but literally my sleeping hrv has been all out of whack. so i'm pretty sure i have covid for the 12th time or something. game block deal five damage. second win will exhaust a defend.
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