Quotes about “"Don't even joke"”
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don't even joke, lad. i mean, listen, i'm sure you got sir edmund hillary on your bills in new zealand. i'm not saying he's not like a noteworthy figure. just kind of seems crazy that like there's a huge like difference in the amount of people who know who sir edmund hillary is versus tenzing norgay, including myself. does anyone live in old zealand? yeah, bro, like a bunch of dutch people or whatever. you're like a 187 ride or die.
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booksgiveawayyourip. listen, don't even joke about that, okay? i legit dreamt last night that i was streaming and somehow i like bumped my webcam off of its stand, which is not possible. oh! it screwed in. and when bumping it off of my stand, it somehow fell in such a way that it showed like the exact view out of my front window. and i was like, oh,
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yeah, i'm gonna watch it when i'm done streaming to really it sucks no i haven't heard this sorry, i watched it. it was really bad. chiblee prefers the comedic stylings of one taika waititi yep, gotta keep it close to home. i didn't say i jeff dunham we don't even joke about that
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yeah, you could just go find highway one in canada and just go from one end to the other. don't even joke about that dude. highway one freaking starts over here in victoria, british columbia. guess where it freaking ends dog? guess where it freaking ends? i'm gonna say montreal. absolutely not. that shit runs all the way... it becomes highway two at some point but comes all the way into new brunswick and freaking... there we go, highway one. it ends in prince edward island.
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i'm flying out at like, well i mean this is obviously, this has all happened hopefully. oh man, wouldn't it be creepy? i'm not even, i know some people are like, don't even joke about that man! but wouldn't it be fucked up if you were watching this and i actually like died in a plane crash? it's even more fucked up now that i'm like talking about it, but wouldn't it be fucked up if i died in a plane crash and you were watching me talk about the flight that i'm gonna get on with dread? dude, that gives me the heebie jeebies. i used to have flight anxiety, and still do to a minor extent. i mean, you can hear me talking about it in old episodes.
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so i would have been like, don't even joke about that northernlion, you're cool, you're gonna make it happen with your... nah, but i don't subscribe to that superstition anymore. but still, i would mostly... i'd be pissed to be dead. but also i'd be like, man, that's weird. what a strange occurrence that is. anyway, but i gotta get up. my flight's at 745 am vancouver. you know, if you want to get from the west coast to the east coast,
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yeah, i'm gonna watch it when i'm done streaming today. apparently it sucks. no, i watched it. it was really bad. chiblee prefers the comedic stylings of one taika waititi. gotta keep it close to home. i think i say jeff dunham. jeff dunham. we don't even joke about that.
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i'm in stereo, don't even joke about that anymore. and now i don't have a i don't have a dang mouse, man. i don't have a don't have a dang mouse. oh my god, i can't we can't do any tasks! we're wasting all our time on bureaucracy! hello, sir? well, why did you just drop a mouse out of your hand, justin? what do you mean?
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i'm climbing the wall, corporation dogs, and then i'm just gonna take out these lads, because honestly you're just annoying. okay? books give away your ip. listen, don't even joke about that, okay? i legit dreamt last night.
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no, there was a diatom in there? don't even joke, lad. don't even joke. you endured a long and difficult labor. by your determination, the little life you carried was brought safely into the world. at the sound of your baby's first cry, relief finally washed over you. exhausted and grief stricken, you soon lost consciousness. okay, that's a killer shot. an heir to the throne.
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mommy needs a little alone time, please. mommy needs drinking. no, don't even joke about that, man. she wrote on mother's day card that i drink beer every day and play adult game every day.
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