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alright, also thank you emperor ryab for the subscription. thanks emperor ryab. how does one start a lobby out of curiosity? do i just start game? start game. it's normal? oh yeah, okay. okay! how many belts have i worn at once? like irl? one? i don't think i've ever broken that number. yeah, i've never gotten two belts. yeah, i never had a reason to go to two belts. you guys all had belt guy in high school, right? the guy that wore like four belts at the same time? yes, of course. what? belt guy? no.
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2184.30
you're not a belt guy? i did not have a belt guy, no. that means you were a belt guy. perhaps, yeah. rob confirmed belt guy. he would wear more than one belt? yeah! why would he do that? it's like a fashion thing. rob's face is still like blurred out for me. it's like a last known photograph or something. i think it's fixed on my side. well you're not even in the game, nick.
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yeah. it's good. i mean, i usually wear a pretty big zipper, i think. pretty big zipper? pretty big zipper, you know? like, no, i'm serious. that's something you look for in pants? no, absolutely, dude. i'm not even lying. like, you get pants that have a big, comfortable enough zippers, you don't have to deal with tiny ass zippers. all right, so i'm just gonna, i mean, i'm gonna fly this one by you, but i think i already know the answer to this question. you're not a belt guy, are you? i am a belt guy. why you should wear a belt guy! no, buddy! i'm a belt guy! i'm a belt guy! jesus!
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890.68
excuse me, do you have the belt guy? sorry, the belt guy, sir? yeah, you know, the guy with the belt. do you have a middle aged man with male pattern baldness who doesn't shave his head? do you have a guy who wears just like a gray t shirt to formal events? can i get that guy? also, like, so we had them disassemble our bed.
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the house isn't that big but it's crammed floor to ceiling with textbooks. we have seven pianos, four king sized beds. we're moving a car as well but the car doesn't have wheels. we're gonna need at least like four belt guys. don't even send the skinny dude who does the paperwork. just send the belt guy.
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we want the plumber that sponsored the jerseys this year so all of our shirts say it's a dale's plumbing. i guess they could just walk his ass but... but little kids don't know any pitch strategy man like whenever they throw a strike or a ball it's basically just random chance. it's the belt guy that moved me last week so true. i saw him pick up the combination
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1004.34
excuse me, do you have the belt guy? sorry, the belt guy, sir? yeah, you know, the guy with the belt. do you have a middle aged man with male pattern baldness who doesn't shave his head? do you have a guy who wears, um, just like a gray t shirt to formal events? can i get that guy? also, like, so we had them disassemble our bed, because when we bought our bed, we had it assembled, and it took them like an hour and a half to assemble it, and they were cursing.
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next time we move i'm gonna be like, yeah, we have a... the house isn't that big but it's crammed floor to ceiling with textbooks. we have seven pianos, four king size beds. we're moving a car as well but the car doesn't have wheels. we're gonna need at least like four belt guys. like don't even send the skinny dude who does the paperwork. just send the belt guy.
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motherfucker be like, it's harder to do a shoulder press than to bring the weight back to your shoulder. like what are you talking about? i'm telling you, you're right, i need a belt guy. i need a belt guy to be my expert witness. hang on, let me see. this is not my wife's stream. i don't do an hour of just chatting about real stuff going on in our lives. i gotta get out of here so i can eat some damn lunch. hello, are you ready to stream?
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1596.50
but little kids don't know any pitch strategy, man. like whenever they throw a strike or a ball, it's basically just random chance. holy cow, that'd be sick though. it's the belt guy that moved me last week. so true. i saw him pick up the combination washer dryer. all he did was wrap like a piece of duct tape around it. wrap the duct tape around the small of his back, took it to the elevator and said, ah, it's taking too long. walked it down eight flights of stairs to the parking
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a belt guy. she's trauma dumping. i know what i'm just saying. fella literally just woke up. he's been awake for 45 seconds. you got it?
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10299.82
it's an actual list of rules that's batman's fedora fedora belt guy oh
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