Quotes about “"Beat off"”
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so they stole somebody's food, broke into their house, and then beat off in their fridge? why would you beat off in the fridge? what the fuck was that? that was a really great shot. oh, wow! i don't know how you'd mentally get to that place that like the only solution now is it's time to beat off in the fridge. i want to believe it was just like an impulse decision.
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yeah. where he gets to the fridge and just decides, i'm gonna fucking beat off in here. i think it's like the first time that i feel very comfortable saying that that was, that beating off was a premeditated crime as opposed to an act of passion. that dude was like, i'm gonna go in and beat off in his fridge. you gotta be committed to that. unless you're just like, you know, opening up the fridge door and just real quick, you know, getting that in there, but...
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chat you yell at me to not reach at when my message here that i'm reading is if you had 7.4 billion arms you could beat off every single person on planet earth. because you're right, i missed that and i wish i hadn't but you know. what happened to your gun? my gun ran out of bullets. your gun like disappeared! tried an egg cream the other day as well. yeah! egg cream! egg cream!
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why does what's up work here? well, because normalcy was the worst answer in the entire game so far. really glad i joined chat, thanks for requesting my presence. it's inappropriate thing to write on somebody's cast. haha you can't beat off or when you read this i will be dead so why? what if they got a cast on their leg? yeah! haha you can't beat off!
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maybe you can't beat off when you have a leg cast. maybe it's a leg cast that goes all the way up to your boner. maybe it's a cast around your boner. boner cast. that was the original name of this show. that was one of the names we were toying around with before round table stuck. yeah, we were toying around with that a lot. yeah. a lot of toying.
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how much to beat off on camera on stream? i gotta be done with it. yeah, it's gotta be it's got to be enough to cash out it's your magnum opus. yeah i don't know like 500 grand like if you probably keep me going for a good while and what you're about to go through yeah yeah, that's definitely doable for sure. i'll be here like this. you know you can't get like jailed right i
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the bus is both the best venue to show off and the best venue to be impressed. and to beat off. so many times, yeah, and to beat off. especially if your name's meowmeow. who knew?
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i would like a book please punchline i sleep on that. let's see how this one looks okay, that's weapons again all right, that moves kind of sick. by the way. i told the joke in the discord kory while you're here why did nobody laugh at the joke? that was here's the text. okay. the joke is you two voice two guys beat off one
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your love for blade is questionable. what's your problem? you don't like when it's open season on all suckheads? maybe you are a suckhead. imagine when he sees logan's damage output. we saw wolverine like nine hours ago. i thought that he was gonna like beat off sabretooth and then he was gonna be like, fine, i'll join you begrudgingly, bub. and he would be like this curmudgeon in the abbey, but like his ass is just not around.
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i'll confirm that then. ah, my master rises. one more. i see the clutch, shiny gold coin stolen from the peasantry. here at this blasphemous meta altar, thou conspended thy coin to unseal new abilities and bolster thy powers further. i feel like a waiter at medieval times. thou may even bolster the enemies these faces, thus giving more boner resources. excuse me? needed to beat off the later waves of memies?
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it's just, it's just strange. i'm not saying by the way when i was in the strip club like i wanted to do that but i was just like people are literally just sitting here going like, woo! and then they like, i don't know, do you just like get horny and then go home and go to sleep? or you get horny and then you go home and beat off to something else? it just doesn't make any sense to me. i just don't, i don't get it.
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take me to wackistan. in the daytime, please. it won! i voted for the guy who won! a daytime wack? i know, it's like being in college again. working from home be like, so true, i think. not really. i have one of the few jobs where you can't beat off while working from home. the other one is being interviewed on camera by cnn like jeffrey toobin. am i right? remember that?
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