Quotes about “"Are you gay"”
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are you gay? what what what you think kory everybody? let's go i'm just drifting okay. i'm not running anymore. you know i'm more than through this grubhub. what do you got bud? what do you got? what's what's on today's menu? i don't get good colors often because they don't have as good restaurants
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oh my god oh the time oh are you gay oh my god balls we got up to 8,000 that was the greatest round so far i can't leave that was it happened oh and tomorrow and yesterday that was great
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i really hope i'm on big gay. you're not damn it. i think you are. i think he's a gun haver. i think he's on. i hope we didn't. yeah, i'm on big gay. let's go run the gun haver. you guys are not allowed to be on big game. wow. shit. are you gay? keeper? he's gate keeping us, dude. oh my god. ordering chinese. what am i like a chinese general or something?
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wait, if i said that to my mom she'd be like, oh my god, are you gay? cuz she legit asked me that. so my mom finally stopped that like ten years ago she would just unprompted like we would just be sitting around she'd be like, so, you know, like i wouldn't think of you any different. and i'd be like, mom shut the fuck up! see all moms do that, but it was so extra annoying when my mom did it because she was accidentally right and i was like, okay look, do you
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pointed at my wedding ring and was like, i like that. and this is where things start to go, you know, south here. and i was like, oh yeah? and she's like, are you married? and i was like, yeah. and then, she was like 60 or 70. so i'm not saying she wasn't kidding on me, because obviously who wouldn't want a piece of this. but anyway, and then she's like, are you gay married or straight married? and i was like, straight married. and then she said, oh i'm surprised. and i was like, first off, is it okay for me to be offended by that, like,
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are you gay? and you're like, no bro, come on. and then they do like the fucking thing from the thing and they put like a hot wire to it and the blood like jumps up and it's like, ah, get out of here. you definitely couldn't the last time i donated blood. i know this is like maybe my least well liked take. obviously donating blood is good for the world and good for society.
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i'm definitely not clicking the ad. these are the sketchiest ads i've ever seen, man. so you failed the test? they don't give you a pass fail, okay? i think you are homophobic or maybe heterophobic depending on what you consider failing the gay test to be. i have an open mind. so personally, i think a passing grade is when the gay test tells you you're gay. if you get an f on the are you gay test, it means you're straight. but the main thing is i haven't been studying. so bully.
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now i'm thinking, imagine when they take your blood, they're like, are you gay? and you're like, no bro, come on. and then they do the fucking thing from the thing and they put a hot wire to it and the blood jumps up and it's like, get out of here. but you definitely couldn't the last time i donated blood. i know this is maybe my
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you know, just whatever you want. i'll also use this time as an ama. ask me anything, chat. let's see if i can read it. also, i'm gonna take this time to not read chat and update my twitch information. how big ya dick? real big. are you gay? no. what's your address? your butt. the wedding date is april the 6th. are you single? no.
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wow shit, are you gay? keeping us dude. oh my god ordering chinese what am i like a like a chinese general or something? i don't get it man. okay that's a guy guy who doesn't understand that it's food unless it says food after it. yeah. yeah. yeah. oh we miss chipley so much. yeah, we do chicken balls and chips chicken balls and chips mate. oh
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