Quotes about “"10% chinese"”
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i will say we had sushi last night for the first time in like it was probably two and a half three weeks it hit the spot man it's okay you're 10% chinese well i do like chinese food but i don't like like chinese food i like americanized chinese food so i don't know if i would really count that as asian food that's like it's asian american food
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you ain't ever seen a white boy eat pork floss like this before. you're not white or a boy? i am white, okay? i can't deny... look at me, man. i might be 10% chinese. the 23andme hasn't come in yet because i think the board is trying to do a hostile takeover of the company or whatever. you think? what would happen if you... 23andme is the one where you spit into the vial, right? and you send it to them.
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and i know you're all going to say that this looks like trash. this is why i think we are 10% chinese probably i'm still waiting for the 23 and me. i think i'm actually like nordic because this looks like food from scandinavia and everyone goes it's disgusting and i have to pretend that it looks disgusting but it actually looks like it would hit the fucking spot man. when i was in sweden every breakfast that i went to was cold cuts. it was cold cuts and hard cheeses.
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my chinese girlfriend is very disappointed you can't eat szechuan and are no longer 10% chinese. tell your chinese girlfriend, first off, that she's a person to me before just being like identified as chinese girlfriend, which is crazy sentence. tell her that i have some mala on saturday and i was fucking popping off. i think i built up a tolerance to it, to be honest. pop the mala, i'm sweating. i was sweating a little bit, but it was good, man.
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christmas movie in is a guess. i might have gotten lucky. crazy rich santa, it would have been a great guess man. or crazy santa asian, that'd be a hell of a movie. that'd be a wild one. damn, zam! i didn't expect santa to be asian. that's a certified zam moment for sure. i can, yeah, i'm 10% chinese, i can say it. allegedly, but they won't let me test because apparently 23andme, their whole board resigned.
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which is like it's pretty bad when all your genetic data is at the company so i can't do a 23andme because they're going to steal my genome or something like that so i just have to guess that i'm like 10% chinese. i thought you're 10% gay? they're not mutually exclusive like i would say on average i'm 10% gay and 10% chinese but the chinese part of me is only 10% gay as well so there's like 1% of me that's gay and chinese. it's a simple venn diagram. what's the other 80%?
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you ain't ever seen a white boy eat pork floss like this before. you're not white or a boy? i am white, okay? i can't deny... look at me, man. i might be 10% chinese. the 23andme hasn't come in yet because i think the board is trying to do a hostile takeover of the company or whatever. you think? what would happen if you... 23andme is the one where you spit into the vial, right? and you send it to them.
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calling all cars calling all cars look at him scumbag doesn't even have any doesn't even have any fucking hair not a hair on his fucking head you fucking creep shoot to kill. it's okay, honey. you're all you're safe now that's strange smooth man can't harm you anymore then she's gonna be like that was my daddy and the cops gonna be like not possible this guy looks maximum 10% chinese no shot kid. sorry no shot the math ain't math in
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false advertising ass ja rule adjacent fire festival motherfucker. alright, i think she's live. i'm gonna send you over there. you would never leave germany if you came? i love it. it's phrased like a threat, but then you said we love beer, bread, and bald people. i could see myself. maybe i'm like half german, half latina, 10% chinese on the latina side. i'll see you tomorrow. something to think about. something to think about.
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i'm gonna go out there and give him a piece of my mind. you're white people? yeah, that's true. plus, that's like old school. that's like white people in 2009. be like, i'm having a turkey cheddar apple sandwich for lunch. white people in 2024 are like, i'm having a pear and fig sandwich for lunch with brie. i thought you were 10% chinese. we're still waiting on the results. five, dude. you know how many more arguments i would win if i was 10% chinese?
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if i was like, yeah, i like spicy food, but not that spicy. and people were like, you're white. i'd be like, guess what? that's a hate crime. i'm 10% chinese. talking about my brown shirt as if the menswear guy is going to get me. you literally have hololive vtuber vinyl figurines in a glass display case in your office, buddy. come on. i mean, you made me say that, ok? you made me say that. all you had to do was be nice.
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aren't you 10% chinese? it's actually racist to suggest that all chinese people speak chinese. congrats, you played yourself. what the hell? kate, i'm not answering that. it might be the charity solicitor from yesterday. you might be back. actually, i talked to my supervisor's supervisor. we actually can take cash. sorry, buddy, you missed your chance. he put the card in the clip. chiblee, chiblee, chiblee. can i... chiblee, chiblee.
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